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Declassified Lab Inventions

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Butter 1 (Product ID: 000004)

Butter 1 is the most popular Palm OS animated butterfly habitat on Earth!

Well it's also the only one on Earth.   It is also Nth's courageous experiment in cross-gender mobile computing. Yes, that's what it was.

It nonetheless serves as an excellent demonstration of both the capabilities of our early "uSe 1.0" engine and of Nth's ability to locate unique alternatives in genres or segments which are overcrowded with look-alikes.

E.V.A. (Extended Virtual Agent) (Product ID 160.160.160)

We're honored to play a role alongside several major research agencies, all working to bridge bioavatarism and virtual entertainment and invent the world's very first cross-reality game through a technology called the "Extended Virtual Agent".

You can stay abreast of developments on the project's official site - you don't want to miss it!

Turk-E (Product ID 000003)

Nth Gen spent over $25 and 7,294 engineer-seconds to determine the precise formula for a character completely incapable of offending any person.

We didn't find the formula - some other project with bigger funding did. We went to the pub instead.   And we met this funny chap down there. We didn't notice anything particularly offensive about him and, aside of being a turkey, he seemed imminently employable.

So Turk E. came back to the lab and, with the help of the talented scientists of Nth Gen, a bottle opener, a toy videocam and several large spatulas, Turk-E's first adventure for Palm OS 5 was born.

Released upon an unsuspecting humanity expecting only another routine Thanksgiving-holiday, Turk was an immediate moderate showstopping relative megahit! He continues to draw audiences on a daily basis and is now reported to be disputing his original contract.

Stone Soup (Product ID 000009)

Remember the story you read in gradeschool about a man who got the whole village to help him make a soup that started with a stone?

A cleverly-disguised lesson in community ethics, cooperation and teamwork it what it was. Does anyone else swear they've had stone soup?

This social interaction and discovery game is printed on 4x6 cards. Distribute one or more to each of the guests at your party, or to a crowd of strangers waiting for something interesting! Players seek-out ingredients (to complete recipes) and hunt the holder of the mysteriously rare "Stone" card, the only card with instructions for the preparation of Stone Soup!

Free (well, cheap to print), fun, socially and entirely fat free! Mmm-mmm, that's good soup!

uSe for Palm OS 5 (Product ID 000014)

This groundbreaking application engine for Palm OS 5 devices allows creative types to build animations, interfaces and game systems entirely in Nth easy-to-learn "unScript" language. It produces fast native binaries authored onboard and completely in-place on your Palm!

Contact Nth Gen Labs for a demonstration!

IVW Inspector 0.01b (Product ID 000000)

This mindblowing leap in transdimensional recreation is so - well, mindblowing - that we can't even discuss it here. The only possible explanation for the entry your reading is as some sort of teaser to get you to call us and talk us into discussing it with you.

Or it could just be typo.

Declassified Lab Inventions

Butter 1 (Product ID: 000004)

Butter 1 is the most popular Palm OS animated butterfly habitat on Earth!

Well it's also the only one on Earth. It is also Nth's courageous experiment in cross-gender mobile computing. Yes, that's what it was.

It nonetheless serves as an excellent demonstration of both the capabilities of our early "uSe 1.0" engine and of Nth's ability to locate unique alternatives in genres or segments which are overcrowded with look-alikes.

E.V.A. (Extended Virtual Agent) (Product ID 160.160.160)

We're honored to play a role alongside several major research agencies, all working to bridge bioavatarism and virtual entertainment and invent the world's very first cross-reality game through a technology called the "Extended Virtual Agent".

You can stay abreast of developments on the project's official site - you don't want to miss it!

Turk-E (Product ID 000003)

Nth Gen spent over $25 and 7,294 engineer-seconds to determine the precise formula for a character completely incapable of offending any person.

We didn't find the formula - some other project with bigger funding did. We went to the pub instead. And we met this funny chap down there. We didn't notice anything particularly offensive about him and, aside of being a turkey, he seemed imminently employable.

So Turk E. came back to the lab and, with the help of the talented scientists of Nth Gen, a bottle opener, a toy videocam and several large spatulas, Turk-E's first adventure for Palm OS 5 was born.

Released upon an unsuspecting humanity expecting only another routine Thanksgiving-holiday, Turk was an immediate moderate showstopping relative megahit! He continues to draw audiences on a daily basis and is now reported to be disputing his original contract.

Stone Soup (Product ID 000009)

Remember the story you read in gradeschool about a man who got the whole village to help him make a soup that started with a stone?

A cleverly-disguised lesson in community ethics, cooperation and teamwork it what it was. Does anyone else swear they've had stone soup?

Free (well, cheap to print), fun, socially and entirely fat free! Mmm-mmm, that's good soup!

uSe for Palm OS 5 (Product ID 000014)

This groundbreaking application engine for Palm OS 5 devices allows creative types to build animations, interfaces and game systems entirely in Nth easy-to-learn "unScript" language. It produces fast native binaries authored onboard and completely in-place on your Palm!

Contact Nth Gen Labs for a demonstration!

IVW Inspector 0.01b (Product ID 000000)

This mindblowing leap in transdimensional recreation is so - well, mindblowing - that we can't even discuss it here. The only possible explanation for the entry your reading is as some sort of teaser to get you to call us and talk us into discussing it with you.

Or it could just be typo.